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uh wow. 

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Beautiful Prague (by Maria (-S-))

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yup this. I always reblog this.
 

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ADVENTURES IN SKULK CITY: The Ten Commandments of Puffy Paint

skulkcity:

1. Puffy paint is to the sorority girl as the paint brush was to DaVinci.
2. Blobs are not your friend.
3. Puffy paint > alcohol. Just kidding. Kind of.
4. A true friend lets you puffy paint their car.
5. Who needs a therapist when you can puffy paint?
6. If you puffy paint your finance book, put it…

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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.

My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:

a) my sister does not have a way with the written word

b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine

I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these

what is wrong with her

I don’t even understand what some of these mean

(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)

oh my god

“I intended for my plan to go this way”

“I am beginning to be a horse” omg

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La Alhambra!

heathershizzle:

NSFW blogs should have their own site called “cumblr”